Hand Washing
Throughout the course of the day, we touch several public items. Some include keyboards, money, ink pens, remote controls, menus, and the unavoidable door handle. Your hands are a virtual magnet for germs and bacteria others leave behind. And what do you do with your hands? You rub your eyes, bite your nails, and prepare/eat food. Clean hands are essential for healthy living, and here is how to get them. . . .
Obsessive compulsives are just like you and me...only cleaner.
Fake Hollywood Follies
Interview with Vincent Price
Shotzy bumps into Vincent Price in a dressing room at Sears.
The Corrected History of the World
Part II: The War Years
The years containing our biggest and best wars have hitherto been somewhat of a mystery...until now.
Rosie O'Donnel, Our Next President
Burgers' surreal trip through his love/hate relationship with Rosie/himself.
A History of Rap: Part II
The second of two parts of the unadulterated story of rap.
Sucker in Saugatuck
Lionel deals the dirt on how to handle the in-laws.
The Ribald Adventures of Uncle Jose
A kid's love for his uncle is tested by the racism of others.
TrendSetter Dead
Some die with dignity. Dear Max refused to.
Two New Creatures and One Old Theory
Are there any creatures of the sea or earth that David Andres has not identified?
Doing the Math
Burgers infiltrates math heaven and writes what he finds.
Candy Cigarettes
There are tough parts of town in every city, but perhaps none tougher than Little Havana.
Early Retirement